Friday, May 30, 2014

Even More Funny Things Said (mostly by Jonathan)

Most of these are at least two or three years old. We've been collecting them.

"Get your pants on, Daddy."

"You went poo? Good! Good for you, Mommy! I'm happy for ya."

"This is the deal: No goats falling over."

"He is the bad guy, and he. will. die."

"You can put Pooh on your head when I'm done."

"I'm going to throw you in recycling.
"Why?"
"Because your bum is squishy."

"Thank you, Santa! (But he's not here.)"

"Oh dear, dear, dear."

"Not on my life."

"It's me, named Jonathan."

"My leg needs to watch something."

"Mom, will you do me a favorite?"

"Alright, Mommy, I will get eaten right now!"

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