"Repeat after me: My hair is not a napkin."
"Please get off my bum."
"William, please stop dropping boots on your brother."
"I think I have a car in my hair."
"That's a horse, not a golf club."
"Don't step Theeere!!" (David)
"Those are not handles." ('Becca)
"Daddy is not a jungle gym."
"Don't put your Grinch in Daddy's food, please."
"You need to sit down . . . and not drool."
"Stop hitting Daddy with Pooh."
"William, don't chew on Pooh. It's a bad idea."
"There's a mouse in my shoe. Oh no! Guess what's in my other shoe! Pooh!"
"No, don't throw Pooh at the shelves!"
4 comments:
I just told Lucy this morning, "You can't eat with a slug in one hand." Glad to see your parenthood is just as fun as ours...
Don't eat Pooh. That's my favorite! So funny!
Too funny! I needed a good laugh and that did it!:)
I absolutely loved this post. I'm guessing the "Pooh" is of the "Winnie-the" variety, right?
My friend was potty training her daughter and offered her a piece of pooh (chocolate Pooh bear) every time she had a successful potty moment.
By the way, thanks for the supportive comments on my blog. They make my day.
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